Split infinitives and smash the patriarchy

I just posted a little rant (in a Facebook group about linguistics) about the supremacist attitudes inherent in certain grammar “rules.” My rant ended with “In short: Split infinitives and smash the patriarchy.” This message seems to be resonating with a lot of folks, and I have a friend working on a graphic design for stickers/t-shirts/etc.

I’ll put the whole rant here soon; I just wanted to get this post up right away for intellectual property purposes.